
This is my night off. I never work Tuesday's, so as usual I went to the typical "watering hole," as I do any other Tuesday. Then suddenly it hit me... As I met someone that I had "met" before (I remember meeting this face, but as a person they had made no significant impact on me).
I am usually a nice enough person, that if you ask for my number, I don't give you the run around or a fake. If you have balls enough to ask for my number, I usually give it.
So... tonight "Brandon" introduces himself. "Brandon" is stumbling around (obviously drunk) and decides that I may be a person he would like to know....
Conversation:
Brandon: "Where is your man?"
Me: "I don't have one, nor do I want one?"
Brandon:"So, where is your man?"(apparently Brandon hasn't mastered the art of hearing)
Me: "I don't have one. I'm not looking for one."
Brandon: "Oh..Ok. What's your name?"
Me: "Bethany, nice to meet you (NOT)! What is yours?"
Brandon: "Brandon. You going to call me sometime?"
DING DING DING!!!! Then it just dawns on me... Obviously, no I am not going to call him, but it is like de ja vu hits like a ton of bricks! This happens EVERY time I go out! I realize I am not interested in this drunken fool and I will never talk to him, but in my people pleasing attitude I hate to be rude so out of nowhere it hits me...
Me: "No. What's my name?"
Brandon: "Aww... come on...."
Me: "No seriously... You meet me again and remember me and I'll tell you my number."
Brandon: "Aww... come on..."
Blah, Blah, Blah.... conversation continues until he realizes I am not interested! Then, I am going to pay my tab, and who do I end up standing beside... BRANDON!
Brandon: "Hey, this makes twice! What's your number?"
Me: "What's my name?"
Brandon: "Alice?" (Seriously??? What part of Alice sounds like Bethany?)
Me: "No!"
Brandon: "Oh... I'm sorry! Stacy?" (Seriously...)
Me: "Bye!"
Blah, Blah, Blah... he follows me. We part, he sees me again, similar conversation... yada, yada. yada! Thus proving that my new rule, effective immediately, is WONDERFUL!
Meet me twice, and remember my name... then you can have my number! I also forgot to include that meeting me twice entails meeting me on two seperate occasions (two completely different days!)